Graham Coxon Got Plenty Of Hair

You should make a song about graham coxon and his hair loss. Like one gust of wind near that mans forehead and hes done for bro he needs to stop getting haircuts cause soon it is NOT growing back and he gonna have the tectonic plates in his heads moving together forming an island or a whole load of archipelagos on his head bruh.. please i beg that man needs to learn the difference between a small trim and a full blown haircut. Day of the blur doc premiere that man was looking like jarvic cocker in his ‘this is hardcore’ era with that mini mullet and square glasses because he let it grow (lorax core) but then he trimmed it off and his balding was nearly exposed to the world. Please make a song about this and if you do please please either call it ‘graham coxon is balding’ ‘graham coxon should stop getting haircuts’ or ‘graham coxon vs one gust of wind’ if you do call it the last one i beg you need to make the song feature a gust of wind revealing his horrible secret of balding. Please

Have a nice day Penny Bank. If you do ever read this and take this request and complete it, i will forever remember this triumph. Thanks!

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