Try Not To Hurt Peppa Pig's Feelings

Hi Penny Bank! I met Mrs Hayden Christensen and she showed me your incredible works. While I am not a wee child I am in fact in love with Peppa Pig and I have her kidnapped in the trunk of my car. If there's any way you'll write an album about Peppa Pig then I can play it for her while I drive and your nice voice will bring her great comfort. Thanks for your consideration on behalf of me and Peppa.

With great respect,

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