The Master and the Doctor

doctor who is a cool show. but did you know the doctor actually has a boyfriend/girlfriend called the master????? they are deeply in love. the master is evil and the doctor is not really evil. also the doctor and the master are both genderfluid.

now this is very important information in case you want to make a song. in one episode the master gets brought back from the dead and he's blonde. and he is crazy and rabid and eats people and he's all gross and dirty. and the doctor finds him and hold eachother and then the master touches dead with the doctor very softly. but the master also shoots him with lighting because they are 'toxic yaoi'. 

later on the master ties up the doctor and then the doctor says 'I wonder what I'd be without you' and the master tears up. this is awesome. and then later the doctor points a GUN at him because they are still TOXIC YAOI. 

they are both ALIENS and have been around for thousands of years and they are always trying to kiss or kill eachother it's very romantic very sad. sometimes they're women sometimes they're men. it's very cool and awesome. it depends. their ship name is called 'thoschei' because when they were kids (and in love) they went by the names 'theta' (the doctor) and 'koschei' (the master)

penny bank. your music is beautiful and I would give you one of my kidneys if you required a kidney to make this into a song. I don't know why you'd need a kidney but I'd probably do it. I have a spare one. you could name it like 'thoschei is the best toxic yaoi' or something like that but also I will not try to hinder or influence your creative process . I am simply delivering this information to you my leige. 

Good day sir!

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