Very Confused About Twilight

*note* The Twilight songs from this album are the result of a previously running conversation I had with the FIRST person to ever email about what I do.  Here are the 3 emails that led to this song:

(1)

hello penny banks!

i have been so blessed to come across your creation that is the "songs about harrie stiles" album. truly just a magnificent work of art. a little birdy (you) made it known that you're accepting of ideas. so here i am, bringing you an idea. an album about dylan o'brien. all about him. about how he's an actor, maybe mention the maze runner, or even his character on teen wolf, there's a lot of potential here. hope you win a grammy one day man. 

sincerely,

a person who wanted to give you an idea

p.s. the disclaimer at the end made me laugh out loud multiple times thank you for that

(2) 

hello again person who accepted my idea! first of all, i absolutely cannot believe i'm the only one who has ever written to you about this. there is too many ideas to not be brought to light. second of all, i'm very excited about "dillin' oh bryin'", it'll be magnificent i'm sure - you're hilarious. also i have to ask, what is your zodiac sign?!

i don't know how to sign off emails,

person who is eager to hear this work of art.

(3)

cancers are hilarious so i cannot say i'm surprised. i listened to it and it exceeded all expectations. absolutely honored to be the stranger you talk about in question! also, i think an album about the twilight movies would be dead funny, just throwing that out there

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