The Twelfth Doctor Hates His Kidneys

Your taste of style is so...exquisite that I find myself deeply intrigued to deliver a request, my dear sir.

On this fine day, I shall request you compose a musical rhythm about the Twelfth Doctor, from Doctor Who, making a speech, with his strong scottish accent about his kidneys and why he dislikes, strongly loathes the color of them, all while in his TARDIS crashing down to earth. Perhaps he shall add in the quote of "I thought I sent you to Birmingham for packet of crisps." 

Sadly, I am but a poor maiden, and shall not be able to send any coins nor money, all I can send is this paragraph and my dearest wishes. 

Sincerely, Jaden, your biggest, heartfelt fan. 

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